I've got a friend who loves all things antiquated when it comes to hygiene, marital advice, so you are a young man/woman now and I have adopted a bit of her taste. When I ran into this I thought cool but what were they thinking here?

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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees."
The cannibals promised not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals disowned all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"
One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no one has noticed anything, and YOU ate one cleaner and it got noticed.
So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working."