The hills are alive with the sound of A khasuren die kalleh is tsu shayn*

This weekend I went to a Jewish wedding.
It was held in a hotel and the bride was a Shikseh. BUT what a Shikseh!
She is from Taiwan (I believe) and so the Canopy (chuppa) was red silk with a dragon on it for good luck.
It was a wonderful blending of culture.
I must say that my favorite part of the wedding was when the bride walked down the isle to
"How do you solve a problem like Maria"

Apparently you marry her


*A fault that the bride is too beautiful