Top 5 stupid things I got away with togay (oops "today")

1. Sent myself an email in response to a question posed by someone else...could not figure out why they responded with the exact thing I wrote.
2. Wondered what was so special about this horse drawn carriage that it was being followed by and ambulance with it's lights on.
3. Saw Suit and Tie guys running down the street thought "Now those are some well dressed Bank robbers" for a split second
4. Posted a congratulations on this site before I found out if it was a joyous occasion
5. Entered ALL figures in a spread sheet as millions (received raise)