follow-up

We're sorry.

We don't remember things too clearly.

So we're just apologizing in mass.

Just in case.

Nothing was broken. We didn't find any blood or anything. We haven't
gotten any public complaints. We're just covering our ass.

And for the record, lawsuits are futile. We spent all our money on
booze and curtains.

Thanks to everyone who made the party what it was. We hope you all
got enough practice or fortification to get you through the holidays.
Enjoy your upcoming feasts and hopefull we'll see y'all next time.

" If we shadows have offended,
Think but this,--and all is mended,--
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream..."

- A Midsummer Night's Dream-