CDC gives "kinda clear"

The CDC released a statement today stating that the *“Jason Plague” may be followed by strep like symptoms.
The doctors have confirmed it is not actually Strep throat but refer to it merely as worrisome and “Not right”

What to do about it? Nothing. Sit here in pain I guess.
The usual stuff is hardly effective any more (Saltwater gargle, dissolving aspirin in the back of my throat, Chloraseptic spray) last night I ordered EXTRA HOT Szechwan in the hopes I could burn off all the nerve endings in my throat.
Stupid Americanized Chinese, it was NOT hot enough.


*Jason is the person we are blaming for this epidemic, altho’ I have it on good authority he is not likely patient zero