Sex

Yup, it has come down to the lowest common denominator. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it.
We're talking about sex.

I don't know why but it seem determined to be put foremost in my mind. Everywhere I look, there it is.
from the sex bunny from Friday (which I am re-posted because I was told not everyone could *get at it) to this which has made my new favorite saying ...do me a favour under a thick hedge.
*get at it, get on it, get to it...they all sound vaguely sexual


Why is it on my mind so much, and why is it everywhere?
Google Sex Sells and you'll find everything from a book called Sex Sells to finding out that the internet will become x-rated friendly. Soon these sites can have a ".xxx" domain. Protect the kids blah, blah, blah...but hey good news is no longer will we be ripped off by some misleading site. If it's xxx it had better be triple X. I mean can you imagine how pissed off someone is right now with my site? Just look at all the search combos I've got going here that are NOT paying off. Just for fun... lets add a few more shall we?
Young hot open naked celebrities photos
hahahahahaha
Now there is some one out there I should be afraid of....except they are too busy being disgusted by the lack of disgusting-ness on my site that they aren't ever reading this but flipping to the next thing google gave them. But I'm an amateur. There are actually people who do stuff exactly like this. All you have to do (if you are a hit whore) is find out what people are looking up his week and throw the right combination in.

Butt back to sex ;)

You can find it in anything, projected or real. I can't resist linking this article from Lip Balm Anonymous. I know, I know. I know what you're thinking "its not a real addiction". Well, OCD, addiction, whatever. Anything like that you've had to face, is the worst thing you've had to face. I'm not laughing. For you it's lip balm, okay fine.
But the Coppertone denouncement?
"...Look at this stuff. You can't help but notice the famous image of the little girl with her behind showing. That would be bad enough, but look at the rest of the packaging. What are all those cherries doing there? A subtle message regarding the chaste status of the little girl? And what about the name itself. Little Licks? Are they saying that little girls will actually lick the balm? Or are they implying the girl will be licking something else?"
Sorry, but at that, I did laugh. I have had sex on the brain but wouldn't have come away with that. I mean I can see where the LBA (Lip Balm Anonymous) group would be upset they are trying to get kids...I mean people, (because kids so young they have to use coppertone lip balm instead of kissing quenchers or some such "product" are obviously purchasing this themselves) to use this just to lick it off, encouraging this not only in the name but also in the flavoring...THUS BEGINNING THE CYCLE.... (that was my big scary voice),but I don't think I get the sexual over tones. I just can't seem to project it there. And I've been projecting it everywhere.
R and I have been playing a video game called Dynasty Warriors. Its the newest one (I think in 3). We liked the others and wish they had left the un-dubbed voices in. The english voices make this the gayest china ever. Its easy to make something stupid they say into something else. Besides they are soooo intouch with their feelings for warriors. But with video games it is easy to go there. Especially since the whole GTA thing. Oh, for non-gamer geeks, that's Grand Theft Auto. And did you know that naked Sims can be un-blurred? I didn't till recently. And it wasn't as vague and nondescript as I thought it would be. There are even some adult sites (yes, I mean porn sites) with cheats that tell you how to accomplish this. PORN SITES...This is not porn. Was Leisure Suit Larry porn? Whoa, did I date myself? Does anyone even know what I'm talking about? I didn't play it....Seriously...Was it porn? I'm just asking. I did play some strip poker type things...they were lame.

Good Lord
I have ranted all over the place and still have not come to the crux of my issue.
But then, I am too distracted by sex to even finish this post.......


edited to add:
Ahhhhrrrgggg. There is no escape. Now my iPod wants to talk dirty to me.

I give up....it IS all about sex and it's not just in my head!