And in other news...

Morman's may be trying to reach out to their sons.
Two Utah families say instead of a family film about a religious boy band, the DVD's they bought at bookstores owned by the Mormon church contained the unrated movie, "Adored: Diary of a Porn Star." Producers of "Adored" say their film has sexual situations but it's not X rated. The film is about a gay porn star that reconnects with his family.

Meanwhile the pagan families are sacrificing their children to Satan.
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When fires break out. Firemen like to reenact them.
Robert Howe, chief fire prevention officer with the state Department of Public Safety, on Tuesday urged anyone with the decorations a candlelit bucket with a jack-o-lantern face to return them to the store where the item was purchased for a refund.
"It's designed to be used with one candle, but it comes with eight little candles and the consumer lit all eight at the same time," Howe said. He said there were no instructions with the item to indicate that just one candle was to be lit at a time.
Chief Troy Ruggles said his firefighters took the second bucket the Dudleys had bought at Price Chopper and took it back to the fire station. They lit all eight candles in the Halloween decoration, and within 10 minutes it was a raging fire, Ruggles said.

Speaking of parents and Halloween and pick pocket children...
Boy Thought Drugs Were Candy.
The 25yr old was walking to a store with his girlfriend's 4 yr. old son when the boy took what he believed to be candy from Medina's pants pocket and consumed it. Officers found an additional $14,000 worth of drugs in a bathroom drawer that authorities said was easily accessible to the children who lived in the house.

And question of the day.

Is this front or back?